Cast
| Leo Bill | ... | Troy Bloke | |
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Gemma Catlin | ... | Barmaid |
| Harry Enfield | ... | Gary Bloke | |
| Edward Hogg | ... | Michael Jackson | |
| Amanda Holden | ... | Debs Bloke | |
| Corey Johnson | ... | Minder | |
| Dorian Lough | ... | Barman | |
| Richard Lumsden | ... | Reporter | |
| Alistair Petrie | ... | Photographer | |
| Josette Simon | ... | Dawn (as Josettesimon-93556) | |
| Rupert Vansittart | ... | butler Johnson | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department
| Ann Tutt | ... | Costume Trainee |
Script and Continuity Department
| Tessa Kimbell | ... | script supervisor |
Additional Crew
| Caroline Caley | ... | stage manager |