- Rick James: Charlie! There's a new joke goin' around - have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face?
- Charlie Murphy: [doesn't understand] What?
- Rick James: SLAP!
- Rick James: [he slaps Charlie] I'm Rick James, bitch! Hey everybody, King Kong ain't got shit on me!
- Rick James: They shoulda never gave you niggas money! You don't know how to appreciate shit! What'm I gonna do 'bout my legs, Eddie Murphy?
- Rick James: I never just did things just to do them, come on. I menan, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on someone's couch, like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
- Charlie Murphy: I'm standing there I'm thinking, "This nigga really has lost his fucking mind." First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok. I mean, even when slapping was fashionable, ya know, they did it in Paris, some guy would come up, "WABAP! I challenge you to a duel." They would have a gunfight after that; somebody had to go!