- Kris Munroe: You'll never be true Californian 'till you skate Venice.
- Tiffany Welles: When did I say I wanted to be a true Californian?
- Reggie Martin: You're distracting my partner.
- Tiffany Welles: I thought we were distracting you, your grace.
- [referring to his T-shirt]
- Reggie Martin: You're right, you were.
- Tiffany Welles: Uhuh. I'm Yvonne Henning, Tara White, Roller Disco Magazine, we are doing a fabulous feature issue on the Venice scene.
- Reggie Martin: Well I am Reggie Martin, and I'm your man, ow! What do you want to know? You're in the space... of his grace.
- John Bosley: [wearing skaters protection] Well I never liked that recruiting bit, you know. Gert here is gonna give me a few pointers so I can join the action.
- Gert: That's right. Put some glide in his stride.
- Freddie Fortune: Now, ladies and gentlemen, to kick things off: Freddie's fantastic, phenomonal, and fabulous Fortune girls!