- Phoebe Halliwell: Then what's wrong with being a couple?
- Piper Halliwell: Well, I thought Leo and I were a couple and then we... coupled and he took off.
- Phoebe Halliwell: It was the first time you channeled your power through your hands. Give yourself a break. Your power's growing.
- Prue Halliwell: Yeah. I just hope no one saw me.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, look on the bright side. You won't have to squint your eyes anymore. You were starting to get those little lines.
- Brent Miller: You believe my story about the monsters?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, I do.
- Brent Miller: Why, when everyone else has always laughed at me?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Well, maybe it's because I've seen my share of monsters, and I haven't told anybody about them because I didn't want them to laugh at me either.
- Prue Halliwell: He's a reporter, trying to make a name for himself. You can't believe anything he says.
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: Normally, I don't. This time, I do. We've been down this road too many times, Prue. I know you're hiding something. I have my suspicions about what it is, but I've had to accept the fact that you can't tell me or you don't want to tell me. Either way, it's not just me anymore. Lohman's onto you, or at least he thinks he is. And he's not gonna let go. Prue, if you don't level with me, I can't help you control this.
- Prue Halliwell: Andy, I'm just never sure if it's better for you to know or not to know.
- Prue Halliwell: Uh, look, Andy, I need you to get Piper up on the street, okay?
- Piper Halliwell: No, Prue, I want to stay. I need to help.
- Prue Halliwell: No, you are far too weak to use your powers.
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: Her, too?
- Prue Halliwell: Look, Andy, will you please just get her out of here?
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: Prue, I'm not leaving the two of you alone.
- Prue Halliwell: Do I have to use my power on you?
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: I'll meet you up on the street.
- Prue Halliwell: [about Piper] Look Andy, will you please just get her out of here?
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: Prue, I'm not leaving the two of you alone.
- Prue Halliwell: Do I have to use my power on you?
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: I'll meet you up on the street.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Josh. He wants to have 'the talk' with Piper.
- Prue Halliwell: What talk?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Three dates, no sex. There could only be one talk he's talking about. The talk. Safe sex, prior partners, standard dating protocol.
- Piper Halliwell: And sex equals relationship.
- Prue Halliwell: And you're not sure that you want to be a couple.
- Piper Halliwell: Well, it's not that I don't like him.
- Prue Halliwell: Magic? Why would you come to me?
- Eric Lohman: I don't know. Maybe because I saw you levitate two people in the park with just a wave of your hand. I take that as a "no comment." So what are you, anyway, some kind of a David Copperfield? Lance Burton? A freak of nature?
- Eric Lohman: Prue, be smart. Work with me. I'm going to break this story one way or the other, and when I do, I can either make you sound like Wonder Woman or the devil incarnate. Ok? Think about it.
- Brent Miller: There were two of them. Terrifying creatures, really. They dragged me into a storm drain, to a junction of some kind. They held me down. I remember blue sparks hitting my face. My eyes felt like they were on fire, and that was the last thing I ever saw.
- Brent Miller: Phoebe? How did you know what I was wearing and where I was running? Are you, like, some kind of psychic or something?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Like. Only different.
- Brent Miller: Right. That's how you've seen all these other monsters that you've mentioned, isn't it? Phoebe, you're a good person. And that probably means you have a strong aura. Please be careful with these monsters.
- Eric Lohman: How do you explain your sister's purse magically jumping from her right shoulder to her left shoulder instantaneously? Huh? You screwed up. And I got the proof. Okay, now here's the deal. I already got my story ready to print. What I really want now from you is a tell-all exclusive, all right? I'll write the book. We can share the movie rights, foreign sales, distribution... it's gonna be... it'll be a good thing.
- Prue Halliwell: All right, you win.
- Eric Lohman: I win? What's my prize?
- Prue Halliwell: I'm a witch with magical powers.
- Eric Lohman: A witch? A witch? Ha ha ha. This is great. Great. Terrific. Let's go.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Hey, you ok?
- Piper Halliwell: Yeah, I was just thinking, when I was in the storm drain, I was kind of out of it. I kept thinking about Leo. That's weird.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Maybe you miss him.
- Piper Halliwell: Maybe.
- Prue Halliwell: So now you know.
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: Although it's... uh... still sinking in.
- Prue Halliwell: Where do we go from here?
- Inspector Andy Trudeau: That's a good question.
- Brent Miller: That's all right. I mean if anyone understands the danger of telling amazing stories, I sure do. I was right, you do have a beautiful smile.
- Josh: This is important. It could affect the rest of my life.
- Piper Halliwell: Well, not if we take precautions.
- Josh: What?
- Piper Halliwell: I'm not saying I'm ready for that. In fact I'm not ready for that. But when I am ready for that, I'm just saying I will be taking precautions.
- Josh: Piper, what are you talking about?
- Piper Halliwell: Uh, having... sex. You're not talking about that, are you?