Cheers (TV Series)
Home Is the Sailor (1987)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Sam Malone : A lot of people may not know this, but I happen to be quite famous.
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Woody Boyd : Sam, what happened to your round the world sail?
Sam Malone : Well, it kind of lost some of it's appeal, Woody, after I sank.
Woody Boyd , Carla Tortelli , Dr. Frasier Crane : Sank? Where?
Sam Malone : Somewhere in the Caribbean.
Woody Boyd : You must feel terrible.
Sam Malone : Well, no, not really. You know, a lot of good came out of it. I discovered a reef that nobody had ever heard of. They even named it after me: No Brains Atoll.
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Sam Malone : [notices all the changes in his old office] Where's Dave?
Rebecca Howe : Dave?
Sam Malone : My moose head.
Rebecca Howe : I set him free. If he really loves you, he'll come back.
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Sam Malone : I can't believe the number of changes around here. Thank God, you're still pregnant, huh? Who's the lucky guy?
Carla Tortelli : Everybody but Eddie LeBec.
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Sam Malone : [looks at Carla and Woody, who are dressed similarly in their uniforms, and points at their clothes] Maybe you two should start calling each other in the morning.