Cheers (TV Series)
No Rest for the Woody (1992)
Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd
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Quotes
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Woody Boyd : Well, I've drawn up a list of names of the people I want to invite to the party, the only problem is I only get to invite a few. Where do you draw the line?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Woody, something that Lilith and I find helpful when we plan a party is to simply start at the bottom of the list and eliminate the least desirable.
Woody Boyd : [excited] OK. Cranes are out! Thanks Dr. Crane. That *was* helpful.
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[the Insurance Agent has taken Woody's blood]
Woody Boyd : Do I get a cookie?
Insurance Agent : I'm sorry, no.
Woody Boyd : Why not? The other place gave me a cookie.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Woody, are you saying you've already given blood today?
Woody Boyd : Is that bad?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, it's bad. You're suffering from a lack of blood and a lack of sleep. I'm surprised you're not hallucinating.
Woody Boyd : Ah, that's a good one, Dr. Crane. Hallucinating.
[Kelly enters]
Kelly Gaines : Woody, why aren't you ready for the party?
Woody Boyd : What party? Who are you? Why am I covered with ants?
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Sam Malone : [about the enagement ring Woody bought for Kelly] How can you afford that on your salary?
Woody Boyd : Oh, don't worry, Sam. I'm getting a night job.
Sam Malone : You're going do another job when you leave here at two thirty in the morning?
Woody Boyd : Yup. Graveyard shift.
Sam Malone : Where?
Woody Boyd : Graveyard, Sam.
Woody Boyd : [sarcastically] Gee whiz, say goodnight Gracie.