Chico and the Man (TV Series)
Chico Packs His Bags (1976)
John Voldstad: Weasel
Quotes
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Chico Rodriguez : [Chico opens the door to Louie and Ed] Did you have trouble finding the place?
Ed Brown : No. No trouble at all. We just followed the flies.
Louie Wilson : Come on. You said you were gonna be nice now, Ed.
Ed Brown : Yeah, Well I lie a lot.
Chico Rodriguez : Don't worry folks. It's just Darsky and Crutch.
Ed Brown : [Louie is greeted by another Black guest and is getting ready to "slap five" when Ed stops him] Don't bother shaking hands. We're not gonna be here that long.
Louie Wilson : [Louie notices a Black woman wearing a decorative African robe] OOH, What a beautiful Dashiki!
Ed Brown : You can see through that robe?
Chico Rodriguez : Ed, No, No. The robe is a Dashiki. It comes all the way from Africa.
Ed Brown : Oh. I don't think it was worth the trip.
Louie Wilson : Let Ed keep Lorraine happy.
Ed Brown : I don't have enough money to keep Lorraine happy.
Lorraine : Or the strength.
Chico Rodriguez : Weasel, Come here. Come here. I want you to meet Ed Brown. This is Weasel.
Weasel : Oh, Beautiful. An oldie but a goodie, huh? Ed, Ya need anything? I got some jewelry right here. You need a hearing aid? I got some nice necklaces.
Chico Rodriguez : See, Weasel's into second hand jewelry and such.
Ed Brown : You mean he's got a jewelry store in this neighborhood?
Weasel : What store? I come to your house.
Ed Brown : Oh.
Chico Rodriguez : Yeah, Whether you're there or not.
Weasel : [Inviting Ed to eat] Hey, Grab a plate.
Ed Brown : No thanks, I just washed my hands.