Jeannie Linero: Liz Garcia, RN

Quotes 

• Liz Garcia, RN : You know, most headaches come from tension and nerves. And if you've got the tension to come to me, I've got the nerve to help you!

• Ed Brown : Well, Pepe needs a new chauffeur. He wants somebody to drive his car for the next six months. Would you be interested?

  Liz Garcia, RN : Drive his car? I have just spent a full year preparing myself to be worthy of the high profession of the nurse. A healer, dedicated to the practice of the medical arts, and devoted to the sacred duties of relieving the sick and afflicted. What could make me forget all that and become a chauffeur?

  Ed Brown : Pays, $300 a week.

  Liz Garcia, RN : [Turning quickly to look at Pepe]  Where are the keys?

• Liz Garcia, RN : [Looking under the hood of Pepe's car, with Chico, and pointing]  That's the fan belt.

  Chico Rodriguez : No, That's the shaft. And you gave me that, already.