Chico and the Man (TV Series)
Chico's Problem (1976)
Patricia Joyce: Nurse Lisa Malone
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Quotes
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Nurse Lisa Malone : I brought you an album.
Chico Rodriguez : What's this? Music to make out by?
Nurse Lisa Malone : It's Freddy Folsom at San Quentin.
Chico Rodriguez : Oh, Music to break out by. Let's see, What is this; 'Jailhouse Rock,' 'I'm In Love With A Wonderful Guard,' 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Electric Chair.'
Nurse Lisa Malone : [Calling work] Thelma. This is Lisa. How's Mr. Cobbler?
Chico Rodriguez : Just peachy.
Nurse Lisa Malone : [after hanging up the phone] You wanna play Doctor?
Chico Rodriguez : Yeah, As a matter of fact, I'm prescribing a mild sedative for both of us.
Nurse Lisa Malone : [after repeated interruptions upset Chico] I'm sorry. Nursing is not the kind of job I can just turn off, when I leave at 5:00.
Chico Rodriguez : Well, It's turning me off and it ain't even 7:00.
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Ed Brown : [Barges into Chico's apartment during his date with Lisa] This is an emergency. You know, I have this terrible temperature and I was afraid Louiw might catch it. And I didn't want... .
Nurse Lisa Malone : [Jumping up to examine him, touching his forehead] Oh, Mr. Brown! Oh, You poor man! Oh! Well, You feel normal.
Chico Rodriguez : Are you kiddin'? He's sick up here.
[Pointing to his head]
Ed Brown : Oh No. It's not that at all. It's my throat. It's itching.
Chico Rodriguez : Well, Scratch it in your room!
Nurse Lisa Malone : Oh, Chico! Why are you so angry?
Chico Rodriguez : Well, Because he's supposed to be with Louie, enjoying the fights and we're supposed to be, uh..enjoying each other, and nobody's enjoying what their supposed to be enjoying.
Ed Brown : I am.
[as Lisa continues to tend to him]
Nurse Lisa Malone : [Lisa looks deep into Ed's throat] I don't see anything.
Chico Rodriguez : Look again. You'll see a suspicious old man, who's trying to RUIN MY EVENING!
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Della Rogers : [Calling to Lisa in the office] Lisa! Lisa! Come quick, Honey! It's Ed!
Nurse Lisa Malone : What!
[Della pulls Lisa to Ed, who is choking]
Della Rogers : He's out here, Honey!
[Lisa performs Heimlich on Ed]
Chico Rodriguez : [to Ed] You alright?
Ed Brown : Oh Boy! Ah! I thought for a few minutes, I was a gonner.
Nurse Lisa Malone : Ok. Don't try to talk. Just stand straight. Keep breathing normally.
Ed Brown : I know if I lie down, somebody'll try to bury me.