- Chico Rodriguez: Hey Rev, Maybe we can barter. What do you usually charge for a eulogy?
- Reverend Bemis: About sixteen dollars.
- Chico Rodriguez: How about a christening?
- Reverend Bemis: That's nine dollars.
- Ed Brown: No wonder the world is overpopulated. It costs more to get out than it does to get in.
- Ed Brown: Hey, Chico!
- Chico Rodriguez: Hey, Ed. How'd it go at the bank?
- Ed Brown: Great,great! I paid of the loan to Mr. Sanchez. And by the way; Bad news about Mr. Sanchez. He's in the hospital. Three broken ribs and a concussion.
- Chico Rodriguez: What happened to him?
- Ed Brown: Well, There was a passing accident.
- Chico Rodriguez: What's a passing accident?
- Ed Brown: Well, You see, Mr. Sanchez was coming out of Irma Ridenauer's Massage Parlor, just as Mrs. Sanchez was passing.