- Paul Chuckle: Oh dear.
- Barry Chuckle: Oh dear, oh dear.
- Capt. Lachan McSlacking: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
- Paul Chuckle: Remember the Chuckle family motto.
- Barry Chuckle: Which one this time?
- Paul Chuckle: Whenus in troublelus callecus Dannecus.
- Barry Chuckle: Hey?
- Paul Chuckle: Roughly translated: When in trouble give Dan a ring.
- Capt. Lachan McSlacking: Y... So it's you!
- Paul Chuckle: That's right.
- Capt. Lachan McSlacking: And where's the other one?
- Paul Chuckle: He decided to stay on for a bit. He's found a cat with no tail and he's having a look for it for him.
- Barry Chuckle: Why don't we just tell him you lost your ticket?
- Paul Chuckle: That's no good. He'll never believe us. No, we'll have to stowaway.
- Barry Chuckle: Hey! He'll clap us in irons.
- Paul Chuckle: There's nothing wrong with a round of applause.
- Barry Chuckle: You're right. But how do you propose to execute this elaborate deception?
- Paul Chuckle: What d' you say?
- Barry Chuckle: I'm not sure.
- Barry Chuckle: Hey! Who's Douglas?
- Capt. Lachan McSlacking: It's not a who it's a what.
- Paul Chuckle: Then why are they welcoming it here?
- Capt. Lachan McSlacking: They're not. You're in the Isle of Man.
- Barry Chuckle: Hang on. I thought you said this boat went to Loch Aye.
- Capt. Lachan McSlacking: I didn't. He did! Ha, ha, ha, ha!