- Pancho: [after getting the drop on a henchman] Hey, you over there! Take that gun out of your holster - unless you want a little hole in you someplace. Drop it on the ground!
- Pancho: [after Cisco explains that a Scotsman's kilt is his native costume like he and Pancho wear sombreros] We wear sombreros to keep the sun out of our eyes and he wears a skirt to, well...?
- Pancho: [upon hearing a bagpipe for the first time] That kind of music sound like you stepping on a cat's tail.
- Pancho: [after trying to play the bagpipe himself] It's just like catching a little pig and squeezing the squeals out of him.