Clone High (TV Series)
Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo (2002)
Phil Lord: Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth, Genghis Khan
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Quotes
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Principal Scudworth : And on this podium, captain of the football team and el capitan of the futbol team, JFK!
JFK : I can't see due to the glare from Mena Suvari's enormous forehead.
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Principal Scudworth : Fine! Whatever! This random *dog* is your new president!
[student body cheers]
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Principal Scudworth : [to the Board of Shadowy Figures] By the by, can I have two million dollars?
[pause]
Principal Scudworth : You know, for dry erase markers and such. They've got some keen new colors... kiwi and... mango...
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Mr. Butlertron : Shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan instead of having me gold-plated and lowered?
Scudworth : Don't get all up in my business, my hydraulically-outfitted friend. Why, I watched the first two-thirds of "MC Hammer: Behind the Music" and if there's one thing I learned about money it's that it never runs out!
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Boy in the audience : [dog wanders onstage after election] Hey check out that stray puppy!
Girl in the audience : He's sooo cute!
Boy in the audience : [dog licks unconscious Ghandi] And he's licking that dead Smurf's face!
[audience gasps and cheers]
Scudworth : [applause-o-meter breaks] Fine, whatever, this random dog is your new president.