The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)
Bad News Tour (1983)
Charu Bala Chokshi: Cashier
Quotes
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Cashier : Two pounds and five pence, please, love.
Den Dennis : Two quid? Two quid for one bloody sausage?
Cashier : That's right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis : Right, where's the camera?
[Holds sausage up to camera]
Den Dennis : Look.
[to cashier]
Den Dennis : What's the name of this place?
[Cashier backs away]
Den Dennis : Well, anyway, it's a rip-off. Look, they're charging two quid for one bloody sausage! So don't come here!
Cashier : It was clearly marked, love. Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis : Well, I haven't got two quid, have I? Can I have half a sausage for a quid?
Cashier : No you can't.