The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)

Five Go Mad in Dorset (1982)

Jennifer Saunders: Anne

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Quotes 

• [Outside shot of George and Anne's tent; Timmy the dog is poking his head inside and wagging his tail] 

  George : Oh, Timmy! You're so licky!

  Anne : You shouldn't let him do that, George, it's not hygienic.

  George : But we like it! Don't we, Timmy?

• [repeated line] 

  Julian , Dick , Anne , George : And lashings of ginger beer!

• Dick : [pointing at the black station porter pushing their luggage on a trolley]  I say, Ju! That man looks foreign!

  George : Yes, I expect his name's 'Golliwog'!

  Anne : [giggles]  Yes, or Tarzan!

  Julian : I think we'd better call the police just as soon as we get back to Kirrin Cottage.

• Dick : Thanks, Anne. You really are a proper little housewife. Not like George, she still thinks she's a boy!

  George : I think it's stupid being a girl. I wish I was a boy.

  Dick : Really, George! It's about time you gave up thinking you're as good as a boy. I mean, Anne is just a girl, but she doesn't mind, do you, Anne?

  George : Well, I absolutely do mind, actually!

  Julian : Steady on, you two, the hols have only just started.

  Anne : [putting her hand on his arm]  You seem so grown up, Julian.

• Anne : Oh, do wipe your feet, Dick, I've only just dusted there.

  Dick : My word, Anne, you really are a proper little housewife! It must be awful being a girl and having to do all the work.

  Anne : Well, yes, it would be nice to do some of the more exciting things that you boys do. Still, I don't mind being dominated. At least I'm quiet and pretty and not like poor George.

• Julian : I say, where's young Toby got to?

  Dick : Oh, he's been kidnapped.

  Julian : Typical.

  George : Serves him right for being nouveau riche!

  Anne : Yes, and Jewish!

  [they laugh]