Jackie Coogan: Stoney Crockett

Quotes 

• Stoney Crockett : [narrating]  I was contacted all right - by a long knife at my throat. I had to admit... they had a point.

• The barber : Are you a miner?

  Stoney Crockett : No no, I'm 21.

• [Stoney, posing as a Chinese man, speaks in pidgin English] 

  Stoney Crockett : Five dollar. Sign say flea shampoo!

  The barber : We don't shampoo any fleas in here.

• [Stoney unmasks one of the outlaws] 

  Stoney Crockett : Oh-ho! Well, I guess the taxpayers will have to keep supporting you, Mr. Collector, but from now on, you'll be behind bars!

• The barber : Am I in business for my health?

  Stoney Crockett : You don't look like it.