Phil Arnold: Zerbo the Barber

Quotes 

• The barber : Are you a miner?

  Stoney Crockett : No no, I'm 21.

• [Stoney, posing as a Chinese man, speaks in pidgin English] 

  Stoney Crockett : Five dollar. Sign say flea shampoo!

  The barber : We don't shampoo any fleas in here.

• The barber : Am I in business for my health?

  Stoney Crockett : You don't look like it.