The Critic (TV Series)
Dr. Jay (1994)
Jon Lovitz: Jay Sherman
Quotes
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[on Phillipsvision, a machine that changes sad film endings to happier ones]
Jay Sherman : I don't want Rhett coming back to Scarlett. I don't want the guy from "My Left Foot" to become a punter for the Bears. I want Debra Winger, Ali MacGraw and Bambi's mother to die!
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Jay Sherman : What if we find a cure for your disease, like in that film, "Lorenzo's Oil"?
Duke Phillips : Isn't that the picture you called a mixture of fantasy and crap?
Jay Sherman : Yes! I dubbed it "Fantacrap"!
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Jay Sherman : I did it! Oh, I'm a doc, a happy sneezy doc!
[yawns]
Jay Sherman : Ooh, I'm a sleepy happy sneezy doc. If I don't get to bed, I'll be a grumpy dopey sleepy happy sneezy doc.
[pause]
Jay Sherman : Bashful.