The Critic (TV Series)

From Chunk to Hunk (1995)

Jon Lovitz: Jay Sherman, Babbling Brook

Quotes 

• Jay Sherman : [to son on phone]  And remember, you don't have to listen to your stomach.

  Jay's Stomach : What was that hogwash you were feedin' the boy?

  Jay Sherman : Nothing, Master, I, I said nothing.

  Jay's Stomach : Very well. Now dance for me!

  [dances to Arabian tune] 

• Fat Camp Counselor : [disappointed]  You've lost two pounds.

  Jay Sherman : Yes! Back to my college weight!