The Critic (TV Series)
Sherman, Woman and Child (1995)
Sam McMurray: Cyrus Tompkins
Quotes
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Cyrus Tompkins : I wanna thank you for helping my wife and my little girl. It's, eh, more than I did.
Jay Sherman : Well, there are are a lot of people who would've done what I did. They're called putzes!
Cyrus Tompkins : Hm. I like pepperoni on my putzes.
Jay Sherman : I'll bet you do.
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Cyrus Thompkins : Fine, I'll come back tomorrow, you think it over and you talk about it with your little gay friend.
Alice Thompkins : Jay is not gay!
Jay Sherman : [offscreen] Thank you! Not that I've been eavesdropping...
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[Alice's estranged, philandering husband tries to woo her back with singing]
Cyrus Thompkins : [singing] Lover, without you there's no other...
Jay Sherman : [interrupting, singing] Give him a chance, he'll do your mother.