Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV Series)

Ted and Mary (2000)

Larry David: Larry David

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• Larry : Nice shoes.

  Man in bowling alley : Thanks.

  Larry : I think they're mine.

  Man in bowling alley : You're kidding.

  Larry : Kidding? No, they're my shoes.

  Man in bowling alley : They're your shoes?

  Larry : Yeah.

  Man in bowling alley : How could they be your shoes?

  Larry : How could they be? Because that guy gave them to you by mistake the other day.

  Man in bowling alley : Well that's weird.

  Larry : What? What's weird?

  Man in bowling alley : That he would give me those shoes.

  Larry : No, that's not weird. What's weird is that you would put them on, that's what's weird.

  Man in bowling alley : Aw, you mean it's not weird that he would give me these shoes?

  Larry : No, that's a mistake.

  Man in bowling alley : They're not my shoes and he gave them to me.

  Larry : Yeah, that's a mistake. That's an honest mistake. What's weird is that you would take shoes that don't belong to you and put them on, that's weird.

  Man in bowling alley : Or even weirder that you left without even your shoes.

  Larry : That's not that weird, I had nothing else to wear.

  Man in bowling alley : Well that would be kinda weird.

  Larry : No, that's gonna be weird for you now after I get the shoes back. That'll be weird.

• Larry : Let me tell you something. Nothing, *nothing* gives me more pleasure than cracking an egg. Nothing. I'll make you some omelettes. I'll flip ya out. I will flip you out.

• Larry : Instead of saying nothing they should have just lied to us. Lying is a gesture. It's a courtesy. Lying is a show of respect.