- Larry David: I think you took the ball, stashed in your unusually large vagina, and marched right out of here.
- Larry David: [walking in] Hello!
- Lisa Thompson: Hello. Welcome back.
- Larry David: [enthusiastically] So! You know, I spoke to our mutual friend.
- [Jeff, concerning the size of his penis]
- Lisa Thompson: Did you say hello for me?
- Larry David: I did, I did. I did say hello, and... I couldn't help but mention the... whole kind of..."small penis" thing... It came out.
- Lisa Thompson: Oh, my gosh... Was he upset?
- Larry David: Not at all! Not at all...
- [folds his arms]
- Lisa Thompson: Really?
- Larry David: In fact he had a... completely different take on it than you! He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis... but rather, with your... BIG vagina.
- [smugly, he makes a wide 'V' symbol with his hands]
- Lisa Thompson: Is THAT what he did?
- Larry David: Yeah!
- [sign again]
- Larry David: BIG!
- Lisa Thompson: THIS is my vagina?
- Larry David: HUGE!
- [nodding smuggly]
- Larry David: Huge!
- Lisa Thompson: Are you kidding? I don't have a big vagina!
- Larry David: [grinning smugly with condescending eyes] You've got the huge vagina.
- Lisa Thompson: Oh, do I?
- Larry David: [nodding] You got the huge vagina. You're blaming the small penis... It's not necessary.
- Lisa Thompson: I made a little... You're the one that-!
- Larry David: [cutting Lisa off] ME THINKS the lady doth protest too much! Hmph!
- [making the sign]
- Doctor: I'm on to you Mr. David.
- Larry David: Excuse me?
- Doctor: The frequent visits. The questions about organs. Come on, I'm not crazy. I'm chief of staff here. I know what's going on.
- Larry David: What's going on?
- Doctor: I think you've been waiting for this man to die, so you can get one of his organs. Preferably his kidney, so you won't have to give up one. So that Mr. Lewis can get it.
- Larry David: What kind of person would do something like that?
- Doctor: I think you know what kind of person would do that, Mr. David.
- Larry David: A kind of person like me?
- Doctor: Yes !
- Larry David: That's pretty good. Pretty good work.
- Doctor: Thank you, thank you.
- Larry David: [impressed] He got me!