- Jerome Daggett: Pillows, did you ever print out that guest list for the party?
- Edward Pillows: Can't log on.
- Jerome Daggett: Why not?
- Edward Pillows: I don't know my new password.
- Jerome Daggett: Why not?
- Edward Pillows: Sullivan emailed it to me.
- Jerome Daggett: And?
- Edward Pillows: I can't log on, I don't know my new password.
- Jerome Daggett: I'm usually aware of your travel schedule but, tell me, when did you fly over the cuckoo's nest?
- Sullivan Pope: [Introducing himself] Sullivan Pope, no relation.
- Jerome Daggett: To whom?
- Sullivan Pope: The Pope.
- Jerome Daggett: Why would I think you were related to The Pope?
- Sullivan Pope: Well, I'm not.
- [Dag wants Mrs. Whitman to fire Sullivan]
- Judith Whitman: Oh come on, Dag, let's give him a chance. It's just his second day.
- Jerome Daggett: The Cuban Missile Crisis only took three.
- Judith Whitman: And that turned out okay.
- Susan Cole: It never fails! Fill a room full of millionaires and they'll still try to steal the Sweet'n Low.
- Judith Whitman: Ginger Chin's a fabulous writer. You know, she has three unpublished books of jailhouse poetry.
- Jerome Daggett: Unpublished? That's a shocker.