Quotes
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Walt Driscoll : [in jail from behind the wire grill] J.R., please...!
JR Ewing : I wouldn't give you the dust off my car.
Walt Driscoll : J.R., look, we were in this together!
JR Ewing : But we're not anymore. I'm not giving you a dime. You've cost me a fortune already.
Walt Driscoll : J.R., I lost too! I lost everything. I lost my wife!
JR Ewing : Hey, that's a good idea. You see if you can get your wife to raise your bail for you.
Walt Driscoll : J.R., I won't forget this! I swear, I'll get back at you if it's the last thing I ever do! I'll get back at you, I swear!
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JR Ewing : Those ships were not supposed to be offloaded until you gave the signal.
Walt Driscoll : What can I tell you J.R.?
JR Ewing : You can tell me how a damn bunch of cigar chompers got a half million barrels of my crude and another half million barrels that I was responsible for and didn't pay me one single penny for it?
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Garcia : [on the phone with J.R] Well, I can put you in touch with my friend in Cuba. But, as you say, my fee should be more than the hundred-thousand dollars that I agreed to before.
JR Ewing : Oh, absolutely. We're gonna double that.
Garcia : Maybe a little more than that?
JR Ewing : Uh, well, what kind of fee do you have in mind?
Garcia : Well, Cuba owes you forty million dollars. I think 25% of that would be fair.
JR Ewing : Garcia, are you out of your mind? I'm not going to pay you ten million dollars!
Garcia : Senor, you better think it over. It's the only way you're going to get back any of your money.
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[last lines]
Holly Harwood : I didn't ask to sell oil to Puerto Rico. I didn't even want to make this deal.
JR Ewing : The deal was solid. Bobby screwed it up.
Holly Harwood : I want my 17 million dollars, J.R. And I want it right now.
JR Ewing : Well, in that case, you better get on the phone and book a flight to Cuba.
Holly Harwood : Cuba? Why Cuba?
JR Ewing : Because that's where your oil and your money is right now.
Holly Harwood : You'll pay for this. I'll make you pay dearly.
JR Ewing : Now, Holly, I'm afraid you're just gonna have to stand in line.
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Katherine Wentworth : J.R., you and I have similar goals.
JR Ewing : Oh, like what?
Katherine Wentworth : Well, it occurred to me that both of us have brothers we'd like to be free of. Maybe we should talk a little lunchtime strategy?
JR Ewing : [grinning] Well, this day is working out a lot better than it started, that's for sure!
