Daniel Boone (TV Series)

Benvenuto... Who? (1969)

Jimmy Dean: Josh Clements

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Josh Clements : [singing]  "You can't win a maiden with a big bear trap..." That ain't very romantic, is it?

  Daniel Boone : Not too.

• Josh Clements : [strumming guitar]  I've been paddling for two days now and I ain't coaxed a tune out of this thing yet.

  Daniel Boone : You think that's going to give you an edge with the ladies?

  Daniel Boone : We're going to New Orleans, ain't we? I don't expect you to understand, you being a backwoodsman, but if they're in gingham, you gotta sing 'em.

• Josh Clements : Dan'l, what do you really think of me? I mean deep down.

  Daniel Boone : Well, ah, I think you're slow to anger, but when you get mad - look out! Friendly, generous...

  Josh Clements : Stupid! Dumb! Green! I'm so green, I could hide in short grass.

• [last lines] 

  Josh Clements : Dan'l, one last thing - that fella, the one who caused all the trouble... Benvenuto who?