Daria (TV Series)

Cafe Disaffecto (1997)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

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Quotes 

• Jane : Do you know CPR or anything?

  Daria : I once gave the Heimlich maneuver to Quinn.

  Jane : Did it work?

  Daria : She wasn't choking.

• Mr. Timothy O'Neill : Jodie, about that word, "community." Isn't that the whole idea of a cybercafé? To jack us into the global community? I think what's most disturbing about this crime is the symbolism involved. Don't you agree, Jane?

  Jane : No.

• Andrea : [Reading poetry at the coffeehouse]  I'm here. But where are you? Sure, I see your body. Anybody home in that rotting bag of flesh?

  Jane : [to Daria]  See? You don't wanna do poetry for this crowd.

• [Daria is trying to convince Jane to help her sell candy bars door to door] 

  Jane : No way, baby.

  Daria : Come on. Do it for friendship.

  Jane : I have no friends. I walk alone.

  Daria : Well, then, do it for sisterhood or something.

  Jane : Are you nuts?

  Daria : Then do it for the opportunity to look inside people's houses and find out what screwed-up tastes they have.

  Jane : I'm bringing a Polaroid.