- Daria: Great. Now we're not only going to die, the headline's going to read "Quarterback and others perish."
- Helen Morgendorffer: [on the phone] Give me that. Hello? Trent? You haven't seen the girls? Are your parents there? Are they in town at all? Have you done anything to prepare for this hurricane? Yes, hurricane! Trent, I want you to come over and wait for the girls here. You'll be safer. Then put some on! And get over here now, young man!
- [hangs up]
- Helen Morgendorffer: Doesn't anybody in this town wear pants anymore?
- Daria: [singing] Oh me, oh my! A lovely day is dawning. Oh, what a joy I didn't wake up dead, so I can go to school and then resume my yawning, and sleep in class instead of in my bed.
- Ms. Angela Li: Excuse me. Everybody, simmer down. Calm down. Calm down! That little hurricane advisory has been upgraded to a hurricane warning!
- Jamie White: Are we all going to die?
- Ms. Angela Li: Not on school property! You're all to go home.
- Helen Morgendorffer: What are you doing?
- Quinn Morgendorffer: Making cocoa.
- Helen Morgendorffer: Why?
- Quinn Morgendorffer: I saw this tv movie about this really cute family of teens who got stranded during a hurricane. When they got nervous, they drank cocoa.
- Helen Morgendorffer: Now, sweetie, there's nothing to worry about.
- [door slams]
- Helen Morgendorffer: LOOTERS!