- Wizard Interviewer: Ms. Morgendorffer, why do YOU deserve the Wizard Scholarship?
- Daria Morgendorffer: Whether or not I deserve anything is irrelevant, assuming you run your scholarship program the same way you run your company. Since the token women and minorities you hire rarely move up into upper-management, and since I won't give the answers you want to hear in the hopes of somehow bucking the odds, I guess you can just pass on me as if I were one of your female employees up for promotion.
- Wizard Interviewer: Ms. Morgendorffer, you seem to have a bit of an attitude problem. Are you trying to sabotage yourself?
- Daria Morgendorffer: I'm responding to your questions truthfully, so I guess the answer is "yes".
- Daria Morgendorffer: [In Scholarship interview, when asked of her personal weakness] My weakness is my inability to answer stock-questions with stock-answers.