Dawson's Creek (TV Series)

Escape from Witch Island (1999)

Katie Holmes: Joey Potter

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• Jennifer "Jen" Lindley : I say witch is just a buzzword. For a girl who happens to follow her completely healthy, totally natural urges, and explore her sexuality. But see, you can't do that in school in the swingin' 1690's without getting the good townsfolk all up in arms. So what do these puritanical, impotent creeps do? Instead of reaching for the Viagra, they brand these girls as witches, they send them off to this godforsaken island to die a horrible solitary death.

  Joey : Well, lucky for you, Jen - I mean, we live in a world where you can follow your natural urges without fear of persecution.

  Jennifer "Jen" Lindley : You're right. I would've been so burned at the stake by now.

• Dawson : Hey, once upon a time, you yourself told me that some love stories never end. What happened to that girl?

  Joey : She offered herself to the boy she loved. The boy she thought loved her back. And he rejected her.

• Joey : Dawson, you can't just will a friendship into existence.

• Joey : Serves me right for being THAT girl.

  Dawson : What girl?

  Joey : That girl who tries to rent the movie the night before an all-important paper is due because her debilitating attention deficit disorder's gotten in the way of her actually reading the book.

• Joey : Well, you know, if I blow off the paper, then I'll probably fail the class, and if I fail the class, well, that could be the beginning of a long and tragic downward spiral that dooms me to wait the tables of Capeside's greasy spoons for eternity, so... count me in.

• Dawson : If he did meet somebody else and forgot about her than obviously they were never meant to be in the first place. See my point?

  Joey : Could you be any more naive?

  Dawson : Could you be any more cynical?

  Jennifer "Jen" Lindley : Could you be any more irritating?