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Quotes
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Calamity Jane : [of a passerby who eyed her] If I had that mug on me I believe I'd cut down on gettin' told how butt-fucking ugly I was by not staring at fucking strangers.
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[Jane walks across the street and stops in front of the hotel]
Calamity Jane : I'm back!
E.B. Farnum : Your room has been re-rented.
Calamity Jane : Fuck you and fuck the rooms you rent! I'm callin' on the widow and the little one in her care. And if I was you, or any cocksucker with ya, I wouldn't try to stop me.
E.B. Farnum : Be brief.
Calamity Jane : Be fucked!
E.B. Farnum : [to himself] Her gutter mouth and the widow in an opium stupor. A conversation for the ages.