Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Ah, But Underneath (2004)

Teri Hatcher: Susan Mayer

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• Susan : I think we should give it to Paul.

  Gabrielle Solis : He's still mourning Susan. He'll probably freak out.

  Susan : It doesn't matter. She was his wife. He deserves to have all the facts.

  Bree Van De Kamp : Well, we could do it gently. We could tell him about it over coffee and pastry.

  Lynette Scavo : That'll be fun. "Paul, we have proof your wife killed herself over some deep dark secret. Another bear claw".

• Julie Mayer : [mocking Susan]  "Dear Diary, Mike doesn't even know I'm alive".

  Susan : Shut up.

  Julie Mayer : If you wanna date him, you're gonna have to ask him out.

  Susan : I keep hoping he'll ask me out.

  Julie Mayer : How's that going?

  Susan : Shouldn't you be making brownies for your nerdy friends?

• Mike Delfino : Should I have told her we were having steak? She's not like, a vegetarian or something, is she?

  Susan : Oh, no, no. No, Edie's definitely a carnivore.

• Susan : Julie? Mike Delfino just invited us to dinner Friday night.

  Julie Mayer : He did? Cool.

  Susan : But only I'm going. Because you're gonna come down with something semi-serious that requires bed-rest and fluids.

  [Runs up the stairs as she squeals] 

• Martha Huber : Susan, have you been able to find any old clothes for Edie? She has nothing to wear.

  Susan : I thought that was the look she was going for.

  Martha Huber : Oh, Susan! Edie may be trash but she's still a human being!

• Gabrielle Solis : So now you're taking Julie on your dinner date with Mike?

  Susan : Yeah, well, if Edie's gonna be there, I'm gonna need emotional support.

  Gabrielle Solis : I can't believe she wormed her way in. How did you let her do that?

  Susan : I don't know, I was gonna take her out at the knees, but it all happened so fast.

  Gabrielle Solis : Well, you know what you need to do. You need to get there early, spend a little time with Mike before little barracuda gets there.

  Susan : That's a good idea. Edie will get there at five forty five, which means her breasts will arrive at five thirty, so I should shoot for five.

• [after reading the blackmail note] 

  Susan : Oh, Mary Alice, what did you do?