- Felicia Tilman: [referring to the neighbors gathered outside after learning that her sister's body had been found] Look at them all - vultures, pretending to care when all they really want are the sordid details.
- Detective Copeland: I don't know. I think they just want to show their support.
- Felicia Tilman: Please. Human beings *feed* on misery. Well, we might as well give the people what they want
- [grins, then proceeds to address the crowd]
- Felicia Tilman: Hello. I want to thank you all for coming out here and expressing your genuine sorrow and disbelief. My sister Martha would have been so touched. I know that many of you have questions. I've just spoken with the police who are still putting together the details of what happened. What they do know is... Martha died a violent death. Yes I know. It's hard to hear. Apparently, there was a struggle. They found scratching and bruising on her body, several broken bones, and traces of dirt in her lungs... which leads us to believe that she was still alive at the time of her burial and probably in great pain. But the good news is
- [smiles]
- Felicia Tilman: there are no signs that she had been molested. Now, I think it's time that you return to your homes... to your loved ones.
- [heads back indoors, then suddenly turns around]
- Felicia Tilman: Oh! In lieu of a memorial service, I'll be holding an estate sale day after tomorrow. Please,
- [huge grin]
- Felicia Tilman: no personal checks.
- Mary Alice Young: Death is inevitable. It's a promise made to each of us at birth. But before that promise is kept, we all hope something will happen to us... whether it's the thrill of romance, the joy of raising a family, or the anguish of great loss. We all hope to experience something that make our lives meaningful, but the sad fact is not all lives have meaning. Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines waiting for something to happen to them... before it's too late.
- [the twins put gum in Parker's hair, so Lynette is trying to scrape it out, the entire time he is in pain]
- Lynette Scavo: Well, yeah I know it hurts, but that's what you get when you let your brothers put bubble gum in your hair, pain and misery.
- Parker Scavo: Are you mad at me?
- Lynette Scavo: Yes, yes, I am mad at you. And I'm also cranky. You know how you get when you haven't taken a nap? Well mommies are the same way, we need our down time and if we don't get it, we end up saying and doing things which we don't normally do. And it's frustrating for me too because I do wanna be the best mommy I can be.
- Parker Scavo: I think you're the best mommy in the world!
- Lynette Scavo: That's sweet of you but it's not exactly true.
- [She gets out hair clippers, he looks scared]
- [the lady at the health club is letting Lynette in because she thinks Parker has cancer because of his shaved head]
- [Another women who survived cancer asks to hug Parker, and offers him reassurances]
- Parker Scavo: [Scared] Mommy, am I dying?
- Lynette Scavo: No! You're not dying! People just think that because I shaved your head.
- Callie: You shaved his head?
- Parker Scavo: Yeah, my brothers put bubble gum in my hair.
- George Williams: [while Bree stands behind him helping him aim a gun] What is that perfume you're wearing?
- Bree Van De Kamp: Uh, I'm not wearing perfume.
- George Williams: Are you sure? Because you smell amazing.
- Bree Van De Kamp: Oh! I was making macaroons before I left the house.
- [without skipping a beat]
- Bree Van De Kamp: Okay, now, I want you to hold the gun like you're holding a beautiful white dove. Hold it firmly enough that it can't fly away, but not so firmly that you can kill it. Got it?
- [last lines]
- Mary Alice Young: Death is inevitable. It's a promise made to each of us at birth. But before that promise is kept, we all hope something will happen to us... whether it's the thrill of romance, the joy of raising a family, or the anguish of great loss. We all hope to experience something that make our lives meaningful, but the sad fact is not all lives have meaning. Some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines waiting for something to happen to them... before it's too late.