Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Pretty Little Picture (2004)

James Denton: Mike Delfino

Quotes 

• Mary Alice Young : [narrating voice over]  As the sun slowly settled on Wisteria Lane, an unsettled Susan racked her brain to find a way into her own house.

  [Susan holds the plant in front of her naked body and sidesteps her way down the steps and toward the garden shed on the left side of the house which is also locked. She tiptoes to the window and tries to open it, but it's stuck. She puts the plant down and uses two hands to open it, but slips and falls on her back into her shrubs] 

  Mary Alice Young : [narrating voice over]  Lying naked in her shrubs, it occurred to Susan that this could be the most humiliating moment of her life.

  [Mike walks by and notices her naked in the shrubs] 

  Mike Delfino : Susan?

  Mary Alice Young : [narrating voice over]  She was wrong.

  Mike Delfino : [averting his eyes and grinning]  Uh...whatcha' doing?

  Susan Mayer : Locked myself out...naked.

  Mike Delfino : Oh.

  Susan Mayer : And then I fell.

  [crosses her legs] 

  Susan Mayer : So how are you?

  Mike Delfino : Good, good. I just got back. I've been gone all day, and I got your message about dinner, and, um, I would love to come if the invite still stands.

  Susan Mayer : It's a date.

  Mike Delfino : Alright, I um, assume the dress is, uh, casual.

  Susan Mayer : Yeah, it's...it's casual.

  [Mike nods, grinning as he walks off. Susan squeals and covers herself with the plants] 

• Susan Mayer : Thanks for helping me break in. Do you think it's gonna be hard to replace that screen?

  Mike Delfino : Well that depends. If you nail it in yourself, you might wanna wear gloves. Or pants. Pants wouldn't hurt.

  Susan Mayer : Okay. I know what just happened is funny, in theory, but I am nowhere near ready to laugh about it. So, please, no jokes.

  Bree : [opens the front door]  Hey, where have you two been?

  Mike Delfino : Um, Susan had a problem finding something to wear

  [stifles his laughter] 

  Mike Delfino : . Oh, was that the kinda thing you meant?

  Susan Mayer : Pretty much.

• Susan Mayer : Listen, Mike, about the whole 'seeing me naked' thing. I, I just want to thank you for being such a perfect gentleman.

  Mike Delfino : Oh, I wasn't a perfect gentleman, I might have snuck a peek.

  Susan Mayer : Oh, goodnight!

  Mike Delfino : And for what it's worth, wow.