The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards (1964)

Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper

Photos 

Quotes 

• Millie Helper : I fold.

  Jerry Helper : What do you mean you "fold?" What happened to your new system?

  Millie Helper : That's my system: ante up, take two cards, and fold.

• Sally Rogers : Hey, uh, what was going on? Who was that?

  Laura Petrie : Oh, his name is Lou Gregory and he's a very ungracious man. Hi, Sally.

  Sally Rogers : Oh.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : A little suspicious, too. Hi Sal.

  Sally Rogers : Oh.

  Jerry Helper : Well, you can't blame him. He used to be an assistant district attorney. Hi, Sal.

  Sally Rogers : Hi, Jer. Well, what was he doing here?

  Millie Helper : He's a patient of Jerry's and we invited him over for a nice, frienly evening. Hi, Sal.

• Buddy Sorrell : Hey, how 'bout a little Three Card Barrington?

  Beth Gregory : Three Card Barrington? How do you play that?

  Buddy Sorrell : You just deal three cards. Red nines are wild. Seven of clubs is high. Low card passes. Ace, nine, six, four of all suits is Barrington.

  Millie Helper : And that's when you win?

  Buddy Sorrell : No, that's when everybody gets up and walks around the chairs.

  Beth Gregory : Well, how do ya... how to ya win?

  Buddy Sorrell : Well, while everybody else is walking around the chairs, I grab the money.