The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards (1964)

Larry Mathews: Ritchie Petrie

Quotes 

• Jerry Helper : Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. I just broke up a pair of queens to go for a straight. If this is another queen, I'll shoot myself.

  Ritchie Petrie : [reading the back of Jerry's card]  Well, Uncle Jerry, you got another queen. You gonna shoot yourself?

• Ritchie Petrie : Bad luck, Daddy.

  Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [laughs nervously]  Thanks. I mean, go to bed.