The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Nice, Friendly Game of Cards (1964)
Jerry Paris: Jerry Helper
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Quotes
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Buddy Sorrell : He just thinks Rob is a crook.
Sally Rogers : Well, why does he think he was a crook?
Jerry Helper : Well, because he accused Rob of slipping a deck of marked cards into our poker game.
Sally Rogers : Marked cards? Well, why would he think that?
Buddy Sorrell : Because that's what Rob did.
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Lou Gregory : Oh, I always advise people never to play cards with anybody excepting their friends.
Jerry Helper : In that case, I pass.
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Millie Helper : I fold.
Jerry Helper : What do you mean you "fold?" What happened to your new system?
Millie Helper : That's my system: ante up, take two cards, and fold.
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Jerry Helper : Uh, ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. I just broke up a pair of queens to go for a straight. If this is another queen, I'll shoot myself.
Ritchie Petrie : [reading the back of Jerry's card] Well, Uncle Jerry, you got another queen. You gonna shoot yourself?
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Sally Rogers : Hey, uh, what was going on? Who was that?
Laura Petrie : Oh, his name is Lou Gregory and he's a very ungracious man. Hi, Sally.
Sally Rogers : Oh.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : A little suspicious, too. Hi Sal.
Sally Rogers : Oh.
Jerry Helper : Well, you can't blame him. He used to be an assistant district attorney. Hi, Sal.
Sally Rogers : Hi, Jer. Well, what was he doing here?
Millie Helper : He's a patient of Jerry's and we invited him over for a nice, frienly evening. Hi, Sal.