The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
A Word a Day (1962)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Ritchie said a bad word.
Sally Rogers : Well, THAT we gathered.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Well, what was it? What'd he say?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Can't repeat it in mixed company.
Sally Rogers : Oh, I understand, Rob. Buddy, would you mind leaving the room?
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : You know, nothing works like a little love and a little psychology.
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : And a little rap in the mouth is pretty effective, too.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : [about the dirty word Ritchie said] I wish I knew where Ritch was picking that stuff up, and from whom.
Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : [pointing to Buddy] When was the last time he was at your house?
Maurice B. 'Buddy' Sorrell : Look, beach-head, I don't use bad language in front of children, but in your case, I'll make an exception.
Melvin 'Mel' Cooley : Children can be a problem, can't they, Rob? At home *and* at the office.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : They sure can.
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Morning, honey.
[smooch]
Laura Petrie : Shh.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : What'd I do? Kiss you too loud?
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Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I'm gonna go home tonight and have a man-to-man talk with my son.
Sally Rogers : Man-to-man? Hey, is Ritchie ready for that?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I think he's ready for it.
Sally Rogers : Are you?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : No.
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Laura Petrie : How 'bout some dinner?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Whadda you having?
Laura Petrie : Spaghetti and meatballs.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I don't want any.
Laura Petrie : Well, honey, that's your favorite.
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : I know. If I eat it I'll get happy and I want to stay mad!