The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Body and Sol (1965)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : The world is not ready for a bald Tarzan.
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Sol Pomerantz : [to Laura] Well, he can't take you on a picnic this Sunday. He's going to be fighting.
Sol Pomerantz : [to Rob] What're you doin' Sunday, Rob?
Laura Petrie : Rob?
Sol Pomerantz : Champ.
Laura Petrie : Darling.
Rob Petrie : Well, um... uh... Well, on a... on a... going on a picnic. Or I'm gonna fight.
Laura Petrie : Which?
Rob Petrie : Well, I... Whatever I decide, I'm gonna be fightin' with SOMEBODY. I can see THAT.
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Rob Petrie : Captain, in civilian life, they call that blackmail.
Captain Worwick : Ten-hut!
[Rob snaps to attention]
Captain Worwick : Don't ever use that word in my presence.
Rob Petrie : I'm sorry, sir, I misunderstood.
Captain Worwick : Oh, you understood, just don't use that word.
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Rob Petrie : [to Sally] Who'd you meet at lunch?
Buddy Sorrell : [interjecting a name] Paul Tinkelman!
Sally Rogers : Who?
Buddy Sorrell : I guess you didn't meet him.
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Sally Rogers : I met a very dear friend of yours, Rob.
Rob Petrie : Who?
Buddy Sorrell : Male or female?
Sally Rogers : Male. Very, very male.
Buddy Sorrell : Very, very male and he's married.
Sally Rogers : Yeah. How'd you know he was married?
Buddy Sorrell : Because if he was very, very male and very single, you'd still be eatin' lunch.
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Rob Petrie : Everybody in the Army had to fight three fights.
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, that's right. The Germans, the Japanese and the Italians.
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Rob Petrie : You know something, Laura? You're no Lilli Palmer.
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Rob Petrie : There's not a Lilli Palmer among ya.
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Rob Petrie : Honey, if I took a dive, I couldn't look at myself in the mirror.
Laura Petrie : Rob, if you don't take a dive, you won't be able to look at yourself in the mirror.