The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Br-rooom, Br-rooom (1965)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Laura Petrie : A minute ago you said you liked tuna casserole.
Rob Petrie : A minute ago I had a motorcycle.
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Sally Rogers : Look, whatever possessed you to buy a motorcycle?
Rob Petrie : They're economical. You get great gas mileage on 'em.
Sally Rogers : Sure. The ride back is always in the ambulance.
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Rob Petrie : This is called a cr... protective helmet.
Laura Petrie : Don't they call it a crash helmet?
Rob Petrie : It's just a name.
Laura Petrie : But why do they call it that, Darling, if they don't expect you to crash?
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Laura Petrie : ...You broke a promise.
Rob Petrie : What promise?
Laura Petrie : To take back the motorcycle.
Rob Petrie : I-I-I didn't promise.
Laura Petrie : Well, what was it then?
Rob Petrie : I-I just insinuated.
Laura Petrie : All right, then you broke your insinuation.
Rob Petrie : You can't break an insinuation.
Laura Petrie : You can when it's a promise.
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Laura Petrie : I know what you're thinking.
Rob Petrie : All right, what am I thinking?
Laura Petrie : You know.
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Rob Petrie : Was I jealous when you got a new washing machine?
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Laura Petrie : Who's Doris?
Rob Petrie : Doris is a girl I was with. She kept me out of trouble, honey.
Laura Petrie : You, uh... think so, huh?