"The Dick Van Dyke Show" Empress Carlotta's Necklace (TV Episode 1961) - Morey Amsterdam as Buddy Sorrell

[Mel's cousin, Max, offers to sell jewelry to the writing staff]

Maxwell Cooley : All of our prices are 30% BELOW store prices.

Mel Cooley : You see, Maxwell doesn't have any overhead.

Buddy Sorrell : [observing their bald heads as they lean in] Kind of runs in the family, don't it, Curly?
Buddy Sorrell : [heading off for lunch] Would you care to join me in a bowl of clam chowder?

Sally Rogers : Well, do you think there's room in there for two of us?
Buddy Sorrell : Yeah, don't worry about our credit. Ask the hundreds of people we owe money to.
Buddy Sorrell : Hey, maybe I'll buy some cufflinks for my wife, Pickles.

Sally Rogers : You buy cufflinks for your wife?

Buddy Sorrell : Sure, so she can give 'em to me for my birthday.

Sally Rogers : You always pick out your own birthday present?

Buddy Sorrell : No, I'm going to leave it up to HER warped opinion. Look what she picked for a husband.
Mel Cooley : [to Max] Hey, look, I'll leave you here. I've got a lot of work to do.

Buddy Sorrell : [to Mel] Yeah, the wastepaper baskets are all filled.
Buddy Sorrell : [Mel walks in] How do you like that? We're looking for a finish - here he is.

Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell