The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Empress Carlotta's Necklace (1961)

Larry Mathews: Ritchie Petrie

Quotes 

• Ritchie Petrie : A genuine rock? Oh, boy! Thanks!

  Sam Petrie : All that happiness for just a rock? What does he do when you bring him a present?

  Rob Petrie : Exactly the same thing, just as long as I bring him something. I got him trained that way. Matter of fact, I got his momma trained the same way. You should have seen the big kiss I got last night.

  Sam Petrie : You brought her a rock, too?