The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Forty-Four Tickets (1961)

Jerry Paris: Jerry Helper

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Quotes 

• [Rob, Laura, Jerry and Millie are playing bridge when Rob discovers he's forgotten to order 44 tickets] 

  Rob Petrie : I'll bid, uh, four no tickets.

  Jerry Helper : "Four no tickets"?

  Rob Petrie : Did I say that?

  [laughs] 

  Rob Petrie : I meant 44 no trump, or, uh... 44 no tickets.

  [laughs again] 

  Rob Petrie : Oh, bad... Let me say that again. Uh, by'uh, four no trump.

  Jerry Helper : Neighbor, do you really think you're gonna make four no trump?

  Rob Petrie : I bet a lot easier than I'm going to make 44 no tickets. Let's play tickets!

  Jerry Helper : [kicked under the table by Laura]  Ow!

  Jerry Helper : [to Rob]  I got another message for you.

  Rob Petrie : [kicked under the table by Jerry]  Ow! Let's play cards!

• [Rob has forgotten to get tickets for the PTA to visit his TV show's studio] 

  Millie Helper : You haven't forgotten about the PTA coming to your studio?

  Rob Petrie : [stammering]  Well...

  Jerry Helper : [Laura kicks Jerry under the table]  Ouch! I think she meant this for you.

  Rob Petrie : [Jerry kicks Rob under the table]  OW!