The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, MO (1961)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : You're really nuts about me, aren't ya?

  Laura Petrie : Not really, but Richie likes you and I hate to waste food.

• Rob Petrie : [on the phone]  Hello, Police Headquarter? Can you tell me where your prowl cars are? No, I mean do you have any up on the north end? Why? Well, I'd-I'd like to report a possible robbery. Maybe later this evening. No, it is not definite. No, sir, this is not a gag.

  Laura Petrie : Rob, you're being ridiculous.

  Rob Petrie : Captain, I can't talk now, my wife's bothering me.