The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, MO (1961)
Dick Van Dyke: Rob Petrie
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Quotes
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Rob Petrie : You're really nuts about me, aren't ya?
Laura Petrie : Not really, but Richie likes you and I hate to waste food.
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Sally Rogers : I got a head full of pins.
Rob Petrie : It's better than marbles.
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Sally Rogers : Just gimme two seconds to make myself gorgeous.
[knock at the door]
Rob Petrie : Your time's up.
Sally Rogers : I'm gorgeous.
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Evelyn Harding : Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Ritchie Petrie : Not yet but someday I will. Daddy promised.
Rob Petrie : [to Laura] I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
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Rob Petrie : [on the phone] Hello, Police Headquarter? Can you tell me where your prowl cars are? No, I mean do you have any up on the north end? Why? Well, I'd-I'd like to report a possible robbery. Maybe later this evening. No, it is not definite. No, sir, this is not a gag.
Laura Petrie : Rob, you're being ridiculous.
Rob Petrie : Captain, I can't talk now, my wife's bothering me.
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Rob Petrie : By gosh, you know something?
Harrison B. Harding : What?
Rob Petrie : I even know the nickname the guys gave you!
Harrison B. Harding : I'll bet you don't!
Rob Petrie : Harry the Horse!
Harrison B. Harding : Ho-ho, you dog! Harry the Horse!
Ritchie Petrie : Why did they call you that?
Rob Petrie : Because he had a face...
Evelyn Harding : ...as big as a horse.
Harrison B. Harding : I lost 57 pounds since then.
Evelyn Harding : All from his face.
Harrison B. Harding : Don't tease me, Evelyn.
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Sally Rogers : Hey maybe it's for me. Is it a man?
Rob Petrie : Yeah, Harrison B. Harding. You know him?
Sally Rogers : No, but if he's single, I'll marry him.