The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Harrison B. Harding of Camp Crowder, MO (1961)

June Dayton: Evelyn Harding

Quotes 

• Evelyn Harding : Do you have any brothers or sisters?

  Ritchie Petrie : Not yet but someday I will. Daddy promised.

  Rob Petrie : [to Laura]  I've been meaning to talk to you about that.

• Rob Petrie : By gosh, you know something?

  Harrison B. Harding : What?

  Rob Petrie : I even know the nickname the guys gave you!

  Harrison B. Harding : I'll bet you don't!

  Rob Petrie : Harry the Horse!

  Harrison B. Harding : Ho-ho, you dog! Harry the Horse!

  Ritchie Petrie : Why did they call you that?

  Rob Petrie : Because he had a face...

  Evelyn Harding : ...as big as a horse.

  Harrison B. Harding : I lost 57 pounds since then.

  Evelyn Harding : All from his face.

  Harrison B. Harding : Don't tease me, Evelyn.