"The Dick Van Dyke Show" I'm No Henry Walden (TV Episode 1963) - Rose Marie as Sally Rogers

Sally Rogers : Isn't that funny? I just remembered I have to go home and wash my cat.

Buddy Sorrell : You washed your cat last night.

Sally Rogers : So I'll iron him.
Henry Walden : I enjoy your work immensely.

Sally Rogers : You enjoy OUR work?

Henry Walden : Yes, I have for years.

Buddy Sorrell : Wait a minute. You a poet or a politician?

Henry Walden : Oh, politician, eh? All right, let's see... Buddy Sorrell. Before Alan Brady, you wrote for The Billy Barrow Show, and before that, in early television, you were the very fine MC for an absolutely terrible program called Buddy's Band.

Buddy Sorrell : Oh, wow! Memories!

Henry Walden : And, uh, Sally Rogers, you were on the staff of The Milton Berle Show. And before that...

Sally Rogers : Whoops! Before that I was a pom pom girl at Herbert Hoover High.
[Mel prepares to bring in Henry Walden and Mrs. Huntington]

Mel Cooley : [excited] Now, uh, I'm gonna bring them in here, and I hope that...

Mel Cooley : [to Buddy] ... none of us does anything that would reflect on the show.

Sally Rogers : Oh, my. Am I reflecting? I must powder my nose.

Buddy Sorrell : [to Mel] Why don't you powder your head?

Mel Cooley : Yuck!
Rob Petrie : Thank you very much but I know very little about the, uh, early history of American humor.

Buddy Sorrell : Don't look at me. I don't even know the name of Paul Revere's horse.

Sally Rogers : Chicken, son of Flicka.

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers