The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

I'm No Henry Walden (1963)

Everett Sloane: Henry Walden

Quotes 

• Henry Walden : I enjoy your work immensely.

  Sally Rogers : You enjoy OUR work?

  Henry Walden : Yes, I have for years.

  Buddy Sorrell : Wait a minute. You a poet or a politician?

  Henry Walden : Oh, politician, eh? All right, let's see... Buddy Sorrell. Before Alan Brady, you wrote for The Billy Barrow Show, and before that, in early television, you were the very fine MC for an absolutely terrible program called Buddy's Band.

  Buddy Sorrell : Oh, wow! Memories!

  Henry Walden : And, uh, Sally Rogers, you were on the staff of The Milton Berle Show. And before that...

  Sally Rogers : Whoops! Before that I was a pom pom girl at Herbert Hoover High.

• Henry Walden : [to Rpb]  Mrs. Huntington and her committee never even heard of you.

  Mrs. Huntington : Well, I'm just so poor at names.

  Henry Walden : No, not poor - MISERABLE!

• Buddy Sorrell : What was the big punchline during the American revolution?

  Henry Walden : "Let George do it!"

• Henry Walden : She's an intellectual snob, that's what she is, but I forgive her. She's got a good heart and great legs.