The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
My Husband Is the Best One (1964)
Morey Amsterdam: Buddy Sorrell
Quotes
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Mel Cooley : Good morning, staff.
Buddy Sorrell : Good morning, stiff.
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Buddy Sorrell : [brainstorming for a funny idea to a saloon sketch] I got it. I got the joke. You ready? Alan comes in carrying a colt 45.
Sally Rogers : A gun?
Buddy Sorrell : No, a middle-aged horse.
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Buddy Sorrell : [to Mel] What do YOU know about charm? You got all the charm of a sticky doorknob.
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Rob Petrie : That's a wonderful joke, Buddy.
Buddy Sorrell : Oh? Well, would you mind signing this?
Rob Petrie : What for?
Buddy Sorrell : It's a receipt for the joke in case anybody asks me what I do around here.
Sally Rogers : Oh, Buddy! Making him sign a receipt. I think that's terrible.
Rob Petrie : Thanks, Sal.
Sally Rogers : Anything we write, we'll just type our initials to it.