The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

My Husband Is the Best One (1964)

Rose Marie: Sally Rogers

Quotes 

• Buddy Sorrell : [brainstorming for a funny idea to a saloon sketch]  I got it. I got the joke. You ready? Alan comes in carrying a colt 45.

  Sally Rogers : A gun?

  Buddy Sorrell : No, a middle-aged horse.

• Mel Cooley : Newstime Magazine is going to do a cover story of Alan and, as his writers, they want to know what you think of him.

  Sally Rogers : Oh, they can't print THAT in a family magazine.

  Mel Cooley : Uh, you can say anything you want as long as you bear in mind that your contracts are coming up for renewal.

• Rob Petrie : Look, you guys, I'd like to explain about that article.

  Sally Rogers : Oh, what's to explain? It's all down here in black and blue.

• Rob Petrie : That's a wonderful joke, Buddy.

  Buddy Sorrell : Oh? Well, would you mind signing this?

  Rob Petrie : What for?

  Buddy Sorrell : It's a receipt for the joke in case anybody asks me what I do around here.

  Sally Rogers : Oh, Buddy! Making him sign a receipt. I think that's terrible.

  Rob Petrie : Thanks, Sal.

  Sally Rogers : Anything we write, we'll just type our initials to it.