The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Punch Thy Neighbor (1962)
Ann Morgan Guilbert: Millie Helper
Quotes
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Alan Brady : [on TV] "The Alan Brady Show" is a Jeff Greg Barb Lou Ben Ray Polly production.
Millie Helper : Where did they get that name, Jeff-Greg-Barb-Lou-Ben-Ray-Polly?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Well, Jeff and Greg are the kids, Barb is his wife, Ben is his lawyer, Ray is his brother, and Lou is his manager.
Jerry Helper : Who's Polly?
Robert 'Rob' Petrie : Oh, that's his bird.
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Millie Helper : When are you gonna learn that kidding and teasing aren't fun?
Jerry Helper : Well, it IS fun. I LIKE it.
Millie Helper : Well, you're the only one.
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Millie Helper : Tell him what you really thought of last night's show.
Jerry Helper : Well...
Millie Helper : Go on.
Jerry Helper : Excellent.
Millie Helper : Now, that didn't hurt, did it?
Jerry Helper : A little bit.